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“We may live without friends; we may live without books, But civilized men cannot live without cooks.”
- Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

‘Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.”
- Edwin Arlington Robinson

“Best friends: They know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”

“Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for our families.”

If your friends don’t make fun of you, they’re not really your “friends.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
- Bernard Meltzer

“Two people are never such good friends as when they share a mutual dislike of a third person.”

“An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.”
- Jim Hayes

Difference between friends and best friends: A friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, “You will die in seven days.”

“High school is not the time to find your friends. It’s the time to find your bridesmaids.”

“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.”
- Charles Lamb