Funny Quotes | Friendship Quotes | Love Quotes

Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.
- Yassir Arafat

Friendship: A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul.
- Ambrose Bierce

A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself, to keep his friends in countenance.
- Benjamin

Treat your friends as you do your pictures and place them in their best light.
- Jennie Jerome Churchill

I got a lot of best friends. Some o’ them I don’t even hardly know!
- Archie Bunker

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
- John Leonard

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.
- Anand Singh

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
- Oscar Wilde

Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can’t have too many friends because then you’re just not really friends.
- Truman Capote